You Too Can Live in the Lap of Luxury!
Are you bored with your job? Seeking an exciting career? Why not become a supervillain? The exciting life of a supervillain — travel, global extortion, working your own hours — can be yours when you enroll at the NTMTOM Institute for Supervillain Studies (NISS, which almost looks like HISS, which is what people do at supervillains, which just shows how jealous they are and how they’ll whistle a different tune once you unveil your orbiting laser death ray).
Hurry! The first 100 students get this authentic supervillain lap cat absolutely free!
Florence W. writes: “My cat Professor Beattie Claw (aka Bee, aka Bee-Bee-Cat) is permanently livid, yet extraordinarily cute. How does she do it? I’m not quite sure.”